Alpacagram (Gothic Tee)

For centuries, the goat hath hogged the spotlight. Baphomet this, Black Phillip that. Always the goat at the center of the pentagram, gazing smugly from album covers and Hot Topic wall art.

But there is another.

From the highlands of the abyss emerges the Vicugna Pacos Demonica - the Demonic Alpaca. Unlike the docile herd version, this fluffy horned beast is absolutely seething with resentment. Where the goat merely stares, the alpaca spits. Where the goat stands in brooding silence, the alpaca screams into the void with a sound that haunts the soul.

The Alpacagram is not a symbol of worship. It is a warning. Cross this beast and thou shalt receive a face full of cursed saliva from across the pasture. No ritual required. No provocation necessary. It simply despises thee.

Surrounded by forbidden runes and sigils that loosely translate to "DO NOT PET," this design captures the true darkness that lurks behind those dead, judgmental eyes.

Soft, breathable cotton for year-round wear. Classic fit for casual summoning or everyday blasphemy. Available in multiple colors for those who wish to pledge their allegiance to a fluffier darkness.

Attributes:

• Unisex modern fit that runs true to size
• Use the sizing chart for accurate measurements and size up for a roomier fit
• Soft fabric with narrow width, long length, and ribbed collar
• Made with soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blends
• Reinforced neck and shoulder seams for added comfort and durability
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Tag-free printed label for added comfort against thy mortal flesh
• Made with US cotton; Oeko-Tex certified
• The White option may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white
• The Natural option is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
• Fabric blends: Solid colors - 100% ring-spun cotton; Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry at low heat. Iron, steam, or dry at low heat. Do not dry clean.