Brutal Brew Bitterroot (Dark French Roast)

The sun rises. Thy enemies stir. And thou? Thou art barely conscious. This cannot stand.

Behold the Bitterroot Blend - a Dark French roast forged for those who refuse to greet the dawn unarmed. Each cup delivers a bittersweet assault of cocoa and toasted nuts, dark and unrelenting, with a finish strong enough to make lesser brews weep.

Sourced from the growing regions of South America and roasted in small batches by American artisans who take their craft as seriously as a blood oath, this blend hath earned the mark of "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" from the Specialty Coffee Association.

Lock does not stock swill. This is some serious gourmet shit!

Choose thy weapon: whole bean for those who prefer to crush their own, or pre-ground for warriors who have no time for ceremony. Brew it in thy drip maker, French press, or percolator.

For maximum restoration, pour into a +2 Mug of Revivification.

Seize the morning before it seizes thee.

Attributes:

• 12oz (340g) bag
• Dark French roast
• Tasting notes: bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish
• Aromas of cocoa and toasted nuts
• Origin: South America
• Roasted in the USA
• Small batch roasted for superior quality and freshness
• SCA certified Specialty Grade Craft Coffee
• Available in whole bean or ground

Storage Instructions:

Store thy beans in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve their potency. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap to prevent exposure to oxygen. Even the mightiest beans cannot withstand the slow decay of air.