Doormat - 'No Admittance'

Doormat - 'No Admittance'

$38.99
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Doormat - 'No Admittance'

Doormat - 'No Admittance'

$38.99

Every great adventure begins at a threshold. And every threshold deserves a ward.

This doormat declares thy domain's purpose before visitors ever cross the boundary. "No Admittance Except on Gaming Business." Those who understand, understand. Those who do not may turn back now - this dwelling is sacred ground for dice rollers, map makers, and keepers of character sheets.

The design features a vintage border with Celtic knotwork corners and a d20 icon - the universal sigil of the tabletop faithful. Some may recognize echoes of a certain famous halfling's signage, but this ward serves a different master: the game night.

Forged from grade-A tufted coir fiber, it scrapes the mud of the outside world from boots before entry. The thick black vinyl backing holds fast against heavy foot traffic, ensuring no slippage when thy guests arrive bearing snacks and sourcebooks. Sized at 24" × 16" to fit most doorways, it stands ready to guard thy gaming den, thy apartment entrance, or whatever portal leads to thy table.

Let the unworthy read and reconsider. Let the worthy wipe their feet and enter.

 

Attributes:

  • Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durability and natural look
  • Black vinyl anti-slip backing
  • Standard size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
  • Designed for outdoor use
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

 

Care Instructions:

Place thy ward in a covered, weather-protected area such as beneath an overhang or awning. Avoid direct sunlight and excessive moisture. These mats are crafted from natural coir fibers - some shedding may occur in the first month. Simply shake the mat to banish loose fibers. A small price for such protection.

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